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 | Jesus Action Figure
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Description: Everyone has a different take on Jesus. Muslims and Jews saw him as a prophet; Buddhists say he was enlightened; Hindus consider him an avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form) while Christians hail him as the Son of God. But, wherever your theological compass points, you will agree that this is the coolest action figure since G.I. Joe. Each hard plastic Jesus Action Figure stands 5" tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action. Comes in an illustrated clamshell package with biblical quotes on the back.... or click here for more info...
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 | Passion Pen
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Description: Yes, I'm in love with a writing instrument!! Are you hot stuff or a cold fish? Take the love-o-meter test every time you pen a note with this 5" tall, plastic Passion Pen! Hold the clear globe between your fingers and count the seconds until the red liquid boils upwards. Then check the handy chart on the back of our illustrated window box to find out what kind of lover you are. Comes with a plastic base for storage.... or click here for more info...
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 | Wedding Voodoo Doll
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Description: Everything seems perfect. The caterers are confirmed, the invitations have been mailed, and the bride's maid dresses are adequately ugly. But don't take any chances; protect yourself or the bride you love with the Wedding Voodoo Doll. This 10" tall cloth doll comes with a real mesh veil and white pins to poke in the appropriate phrase (Groom Shaves, Limo On Time, etc.).... or click here for more info...
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 | Hindi Bendy
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Description: With six arms, Hindi Bendy can achieve positions most yogis wouldn't even attempt on this spiritual plane. With a red dot on his forehead and fingers forming sacred circles, this 6" tall solid rubber Hindu is the limb-laden friend of our famous Happy Bendy. Hindi Bendy's long road to enlightenment is chronicled on the back of an illustrated blistercard.... or click here for more info...
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 | Sigmund Freud Action Figure
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Description: Celebrate the great achievements of the man responsible for modern psychotherapy with this Sigmund Freud Action Figure. Each 5" tall figure captures Freud in a pensive pose, holding a distinctly phallic cigar. Prop him on your desk or nightstand to inspire you to explore the depths of your unconscious. Comes in an illustrated clamshell package.... or click here for more info...
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 | Devil Clock
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Description: Quit slacking! Hang the Devil Clock in your home or office as a subtle reminder that idle hands are the Devil's workshop. This 7" X 12" EVA plastic clock feels like firm foam and has hairy accents, a yellow pitchfork second hand, and a lush goatee that swings to and fro. Consider the evils of wasting time while the Devil smiles down on you with his devastatingly white grin.... or click here for more info...
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 | Devil Duck
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Description: Nothing is sweeter or more innocent than a rubber duckie, right? Wrong. This little, 4-1/2" long, rubber Devil Duckie is one sinful squeaker. You'll think you're soaking in the hot magma pools of Hades when he leers at you with his arched eyebrow in your evening bath. He may be a representative of the dark side, but it's hard to resist his tiny horns and cute chubby red body. Includes the lyrics to the Devil Duckie theme song!... or click here for more info...
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 | Smoking Donkey
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Description: Store your favorite smokes in this donkey's pack and when you need a fix, just press his ears down and he'll dispense a cigarette from his behind. Each 7-1/2" long by 5" tall plastic burro is a charmingly crude addition to any room. Fits about 25 cigarettes.... or click here for more info...
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 | Flamingo Light Bulb
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Description: You'll feel the hot sand between your toes, hear the roar of the ocean waves, and savor the taste of a strawberry daiquiri on your lips as you bask in the bulb's neon glow.... or click here for more info...
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 | Cat Buddha
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Description: In the search for spiritual enlightenment? This 5 1/4" tall stone-colored, plastic, resin Cat Buddha head marks the highest levels of Buddhist enlightenment. Can be paired for bookends, has a felt covered bottom and weighs 1.6 lbs. Some people love cats, others worship them. Cats aren't lazy, they're just thinking. Respect the cat and pick up a Cat Buddha today.... or click here for more info...
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 | Colossal Diamond Ring
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Description: What's the one thing that everyone woman dreams of receiving from her man? A Colossal Diamond Ring of course! Propose to the woman of your dreams with this Colossal Diamond Ring and your guaranteed to get a "YES". The Colossal Diamond Ring is 2.25" in diameter and is perched on a metal-colored band big enough to be a bracelet for that special lady in your life (approximately 3" wide).... or click here for more info...
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 | Amish Punching Puppet
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Description: Don't push this Amish Punching Puppet too far. He might be a pacifist but even he will stick up for his beliefs with a good hard right cross. This 12" puppet bobs on a spring while you manipulate him. He is dressed in a traditional Amish black and gray suit.... or click here for more info...
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 | Half Rat Snack
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Description: The Half Rat Snack is half of a fake rubber rat that when seen squirming in your mouth might have your friends and family making a call to the nearest rubber room.ÿ Furthermore, with your tongue you can wiggle a special knob that controls the tail thus enhancing the illusion.... or click here for more info...
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 | Pink Flamingos
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Description: Own a true status symbol in lawn decoration. These durable plastic pink flamingoes stand nearly 3 feet tall on 21 inch legs and add prestige to any home.ÿ Made in the good old USA.... or click here for more info...
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 | Wiggling Hula Guy
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Description: He's a guy in a skirt and proud of it. Second to none except maybe the Scots but they call there's kilts. He will transform any space into a tropical paradise just like his sister!!! Each sturdy 8" ceramic Hula Guy doll is hand painted and has a green fiber skirt; the top and bottom halves connect with a metal spring for optimum wiggle action. Perfect as a dashboard ornament, desk decoration or kitchen table centerpiece.... or click here for more info...
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 | Psycho Shark Keyring
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Description: This ferocious 4-1/2" plastic shark has ruined many pairs of shorts in its hunt for human flesh. Pull the shark's ring to see and hear his feverish biting action as he chases the little swimmer. The shark's mouth chomps happily up and down and its tail thrashes as the swimmer (half a swimmer, to be precise) nears his doom.... or click here for more info...
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 | Rubber DEAD DUCK
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Description: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to honor and bear witness to the passing of a cherished friend. Dead Duck, whose 2-1/2" tall rubber soul has passed into the next world, reminds us to question our existence: Why are we here? What is the meaning of bath? He rests in peace in his net bag with a mortuary toe-tag header.... or click here for more info...
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 | My Pretty Nose Hair
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Description: Everybody has fond memories of sitting on Grandpa's lap and lovingly braiding his nose hair. Finally, that fun can be yours anytime with My Pretty Nose Hair. This large 3" plastic nose has adhesive on the inside to attach to your actual nose and two thick 2-1/2" shocks of hair hanging out of the nostrils. Wear it or keep it as a loving pet, either way you'll find yourself whispering, "I love you My Pretty Nose Hair" and knowing in your heart that it loves you just as much. Packaged on an illustrated blistercard.... or click here for more info...
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 | Glow Mutant Hand
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Description: We told Joe to stay away from the barrels marked "radioactive," but when he dropped his sandwich into one he just had to go after it. Joe's hand will never again operate machinery, but now it can twist and stretch to unnatural lengths, creep down walls, and glow in the dark. This 9" x 5" thermo-elastic polymer hand will always spring back to its original shape and won't stick to hair, carpeting or fabric.... or click here for more info...
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 | Wind Up Fish out of Water
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Description: No one knows what possessed Goldie to make that daring leap from the bowl, but there she is, flopping around on the hardwood floor. Wind up this 4-1/2" long plastic golfish with the removable metal key and it will flop and flounder just like a real fish out of water. It's not only a funny toy, but a touching metaphor for feeling like you don't belong. Perfect for teasing your cat or disturbing your squeamish friends. Comes on an illustrated clamshell blistercard.... or click here for more info...
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 | Super Size Roach
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Description: Plant this roach in the lunchroom and watch your co-workers scurry away like frightened vermin. The Super Size Roach is made of plastic and measures an unsettling 10-1/2" long with wiggly 7-1/2" antennae. Stomp on it with your shoe and it will let out a shrill squeak! Great as a gag gift or a mascot for your next dorm party.... or click here for more info...
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 | Cocktail Squids
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Description: Dress up your dry martini or whiskey sour with these sleek cephalopods. You'll make every cocktail an adventurous frolic to the depths of the sea when you have a colorful 1-1/2" plastic squid perched on the rim of your glass. Each card comes packed with 25 little squid cradled in a designed "martini glass" clamshell on an illustrated card.... or click here for more info...
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 | Cowboy Boot Pizza Cutter
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Description: After a hard night of line dancing it's time for a cold bottle of sarsaparilla and a pizza with extra cheese. This 4-1/2" cast iron Cowboy Boot Kitchen Tool is perfect for the occasion. Pop off the top of your favorite beverage with the bottle opener, then slice your pizza into perfect wedges with the "spur" pizza cutter. Makes a great gift for those with limited cooking skills or anyone heading off to college.... or click here for more info...
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 | Ceramic Diner
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Description: This 8" x 3" x 4" ceramic case resembles the classic American diner, complete with the "Come in, we're OPEN" sign and customers silhouetted by a warm glow. Lift the lid and you can almost smell the burgers on the grill and hear the waitress listing the specials of the day. Perfect for storing all those kitchen knick-knacks!!... or click here for more info...
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 | Space Water Rocket
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Description: I just left my friends house who just happens to be a professional rocket tester. He gave two bunson burners on high for this amazing Water-Powered Space Rocket!!!!! Fill the Water-Powered Space Rocket with water, pump a few times, and this 6" tall hard plastic Water-Powered Space Rocket will propel high into the air approximately 35 feet.... or click here for more info...
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 | Mini Cocktail Shaker
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Description: These sturdy stainless steel shakers are just the tool you need to perform the amazing cocktail-making stunts demonstrated by Tom Cruise in Cocktail. 8 oz. in size, perfect for travel. Each shaker conveniently breaks down into three pieces including a built-in strainer for easy cleanup and storage. Dishwasher safe.... or click here for more info...
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 | Sweet Talk Ball
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Description: Want to whisper sweet nothings to your sweetheart but can't find the words? Let the Sweet Talk Ball do the talking for you. Just shake the red ball and look in the heart-shaped viewing window on the back for one of twenty special love messages such as, "4 Ever Mine" and "You're a 10." Ball Measures 3 3/4"... or click here for more info...
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 | Savvy Bachelor Mop Slippers
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Description: What Savvy Bachelor has time for such mundane tasks as housework? And who can realistically afford a cleaning lady in today?s economy? At last, the pinnacle of multi-tasking? Mop Slippers! Put these comfy 11-1/2" long slippers on and you?ll be able to clean your floors while you go to the fridge for a beer. Made of soft fabric that is washing machine safe!... or click here for more info...
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 | Splat Pig
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Description: This 3-1/2" pig is all ham and no bones. Made of a translucent thermo-elastic rubber, Splat Pig can stretch till it's unswinely thin or splat flat, and snap right back into a perfect pig again and again. The happy look on its face assures you that piggy doesn't mind - if you were to try this on a real pig, you might not get the same reaction. Packaged on an illustrated blistercard.... or click here for more info...
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 | Madame Zelda's Crystal Ball
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Description: When it comes to the important questions in life, don't waste time with those phony psychic hotlines - go straight to Madame Zelda. Ask any yes-or-no question, and the answer to your dilemma will appear in the viewing window of this 3-3/4" hard plastic orb. When the seance is over, turn out the lights and watch the ball give off an eerie glow. With 20 different answers. In an illustrated window box.... or click here for more info...
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