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 | You're Never Too Old - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots figurine titled You're Never Too Old. Reads "You're never too old to take pride in your accomplishments." This old Coot relaxes in a tub of bubbling water. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Measures 4" high. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.... or click here for more info...
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 | Whining With Friends Photo Frame - Biddys
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Description: From the Biddys collection. Biddys Whining With Friends Photo Frame. Frame reads "A little whining with friends is a good thing." Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Holds a 4x6 photo. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.... or click here for more info...
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 | Viagra - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots figurine titled Viagra. Says "He takes Viagra but only so he won't pee on his shoes" on the base. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 6" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.... or click here for more info...
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 | Still Got It Magnet - Biddys
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Description: From the Biddys collection. Biddy magnet titled I've Still Got It. Reads "I've still got it! (It's just a little lower.)" A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 3.25" tall. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. Each magnet comes in a colorful illustrated box.... or click here for more info...
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 | Stay'n Alive Bobbing - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots bobbin' figurine reads Stay'n Alive. Barely. Made of solid resin. Stands 6" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.... or click here for more info...
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 | Shake Bobbing - Biddys
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Description: From the Biddys collection. Biddy bobble figurine titled Shake What Your Mama Gave You! Bobbles with a spring in her waist. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of solid resin. Stands 6" tall. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. They come in a colorful illustrated box.... or click here for more info...
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 | Senior Citizen Bobble Head Large - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots large bobblehead figurine titled Senior Citizen. Says "I want my Senior Citizen Discount, right friggin' now!" on the base. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 13" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral. This item is OVERSIZED and can only be shipped v... or click here for more info...
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 | Royal Pain Bobble Head - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots bobblehead figurine titled Royal Pain. This old Coot wears his Shriners fez and rides around in his little red cart. Says "Retired but still works on being a royal pain in the ass" on the base. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 6.25" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a fami... or click here for more info...
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 | Old Golfer Bobble Head - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots bobblehead figurine titled Old Golfer. Reads "He's convinced that age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter" on the base. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 7.5" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.... or click here for more info...
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 | Life is a Cabernet! Wine Glass - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots Wine Glass titled Life is a Cabernet!. The title is on the base of the wine glass. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Holds 6 oz. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.... or click here for more info...
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 | Here's To Being 39 Forever Martini Glass - Biddys
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Description: From the Biddys collection. Biddys Martini Glass titled Here's To Being 39 Forever. The title is on the base of the martini glass. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Holds 5 oz. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.... or click here for more info...
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 | Garage Sale Goddess Bobble Bank - Biddys
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Description: From the Biddys collection. Biddy bobblehead bank "Garage Sale Goddess." Says "Goddess of the Garage Sale" on the front. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of ceramic with glossy finish. Measures 9.5" tall. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.... or click here for more info...
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 | Coots Rocker Photo Frame
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots Rocker Photo Frame. Reads "Still Rocks!" Made of solid resin. Holds a 4x6 photo. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.... or click here for more info...
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 | Chef - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Chef. Reads "Chefs never age, they become more seasoned" on the base. A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.5" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.... or click here for more info...
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 | Born to Lose Bobbing - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots bobble figurine titled Born to Lose. Reads "Born to Lose: hair, eyesight, hearing, libido, etc. etc." This old Coot rides a motorcycle kiddie ride. The motorcycle bobs on a spring. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Measures 5.5" high. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family weddi... or click here for more info...
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 | Bingo Queen Photo Frame - Biddys
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Description: From the Biddys collection. Biddy Bingo Queens Photo Frame. Frame reads "It's good to be a Bingo Queen." Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Holds a 4x6 photo. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.... or click here for more info...
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 | Biddy Ladies Mug - Biddys
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Description: From the Biddys collection. Biddy Coffee Mug titled Biddy Ladies Mug. Reads "Fashion is fickle but friendship is always in style." on the front. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of ceramic with glossy finish. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Holds 12oz. Measures 3.75" high. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.... or click here for more info...
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 | A Coot and His Chair Bobbing - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine titled A Coot and His Chair. Reads "A coot and his chair, it's a beautiful thing." This old Coot is authentic, down to his remote control and mismatched socks. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Measures 4.75" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedd... or click here for more info...
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 | Yoga Magnet - Biddys
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Description: From the Biddys collection. Biddy magnet titled Yoga. Reads "I'm in a yoga position and I can't get out!" A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 2.75" tall. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. Each magnet comes in a colorful illustrated box.... or click here for more info...
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 | Whining with Friends Coffee Mug - Biddys
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Description: From the Biddys collection. Biddy Coffee Mug titled Whining With Friends. Reads "A little whining with friends is a good thing." on the front. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of ceramic with glossy finish. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Holds 12oz. Measures 3.75" high. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.... or click here for more info...
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 | Surprises - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots figurine is titled Life is Full of little Surprises. Made of solid resin. Stands 6" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.... or click here for more info...
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 | Still Got It - Biddys
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Description: From the Biddys collection. Biddy figurine titled I've Still Got It. Reads "I've still got it. (It's just a little lower.)" A perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of solid resin. Stands 6.5" tall. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are companion pieces to the Coots collection, based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. They come in a colorful illustrated box.... or click here for more info...
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 | Shoppers Photo Frame - Biddys
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Description: From the Biddys collection. Biddy Shoppers Photo Frame. Frame reads "Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop." Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Holds a 4x6 photo. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.... or click here for more info...
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 | Sexy Magnet - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots magnet titled Sexy. Reads "Still a sexy beast!" Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 3" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.... or click here for more info...
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 | Senior Citizen - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots figurine reads I want my senior citizen discount right friggin' now! Made of solid resin. Stands 6" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings. They can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments". Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers and most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.... or click here for more info...
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 | Over the Hill Birthday Bobbing - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots bobble head figurine is titled Birthday Coot. Reads "Old age is always 15 years older than I am." This old Coot holds an Over the Hill balloon and wears nothing but a birthday cake and a party hat. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of solid resin. Stands 7" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a... or click here for more info...
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 | Old Fart Bobble Head - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots bobblehead figurine titled Old Fart. Says "He's not just an Old Fart -- he passes new ones all the time" on the base. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 6.5" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.... or click here for more info...
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 | Majesty Bobble Head - Biddys
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Description: From the Biddys collection. Biddy bobblehead figurine titled Majesty. Reads "She still rules!" on base. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 7" tall. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.... or click here for more info...
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 | Kick Butt Bobble Head - Biddys
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Description: From the Biddys collection. Biddy bobblehead figurine titled "Kick Butt." Says "A bit older but can still kick serious butt" on the base. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Little Old Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 7" tall. Biddys, also known as "Little Old Biddys," are based on illustrations by Mike Dowdall. These figurines are an exhaustive study of the occupations and recreations of those little old ladies with the big hats and little dogs. Each comes in a colorful illustrated box.... or click here for more info...
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 | Golfer Magnet - Coots
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Description: From the Coots collection. Coots magnet titled Golfer. Reads "Still doesn't play well with others." This golfing coot bends his golf club. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot. Made of resin. Measures 3.25" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments." Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.... or click here for more info...
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